A mate of mine is on BBC R4 Question Time the neet. In the audience, not on the panel, sadly. We believe Nick Clegg will be on the panel, but I am sure they have wheeled in some proper people as well. My mate can ask questions. The best we have come up with so far is "Oi, shortarse. When I position my two fingers in front of your eyes, upon the word of command, lurch forward". If anybody can do better I shall try to relay your questions from my iPhone as I sit in the bar.