Bah. ******* lightweight. Having slipped out of my day-wear and switched off the death threats from my business associates on the mobile I have donned a CARDIGAN over my yellow Polo shirt. If you want to do middle aged, do it somewhere else son.
The boy Lydon may be fun. The bottle blonde Tory bint only interests me because she admits to taking drugs. My deeply held socialist principles can always be subverted by a fake blonde with a penchant for drugs.
Fake blondes with a penchant for drugs is one of the reasons I am still alive to speak to you.