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Question Time Commentary

Well... Thursday 26th April edition of the Beeb's QT. Diane Abbott is allegedly on the panel finally. Any bets that she will stick to it, or duck out again like she has done in the past???
It's just QT click bait

They know the public want their village idiot to chuck virtual rotten vegetables at, so also promise to put the peoples cretin on and then back track at the last minute once they know everyone's tuned in
 
It's just QT click bait

They know the public want their village idiot to chuck virtual rotten vegetables at, so also promise to put the peoples cretin on and then back track at the last minute once they know everyone's tuned in
But... The party briefing team will be rehearsing her as though she's to appear on Broadway; every possible question (probably about six, let's be honest) will have all of the possible answers thoroughly dissected, analysed and redrafted for Correctitude. She will produce at least one piece of paper to prove an unfounded assertion. A carefully selected group of the Righteous will have been infiltrated past the BBC's gatekeeper, with instructions to cheer wildly at appropriate junctures. Only if Abbott is dealt a joker will she go off-piste and make an arse of herself. Watch and shoot.
 

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But... The party briefing team will be rehearsing her as though she's to appear on Broadway; every possible question (probably about six, let's be honest) will have all of the possible answers thoroughly dissected, analysed and redrafted for Correctitude. She will produce at least one piece of paper to prove an unfounded assertion. A carefully selected group of the Righteous will have been infiltrated past the BBC's gatekeeper, with instructions to cheer wildly at appropriate junctures. Only if Abbott is dealt a joker will she go off-piste and make an arse of herself. Watch and shoot.
Regardless of the subject matter of any of the questions, the fragrant Diane will only speak about the Windrush scandal and how nasty the Tories are.

Q1 anti semitism in the Labour Party, Abbott - it's all the fault of the Tory immigration policy

Q2 what is Labour's brexit policy, Abbott - our policy is to support the Windrush generation...

Etc

Etc
 
If FRB* is going to appear I hope someone pulls her up on demanding Rudd resign "for not being able to get basic facts right."






* Fat racist bitch.
 
To be fair she has a point, and she is a renowned expert on not being able to get her facts right
That was kind of my point...

"Kettle, Kettle, Pot. Over."

"Pot, Kettle. Send traffic. Over."

"Black. Out."
 
But... The party briefing team will be rehearsing her as though she's to appear on Broadway; every possible question (probably about six, let's be honest) will have all of the possible answers thoroughly dissected, analysed and redrafted for Correctitude. She will produce at least one piece of paper to prove an unfounded assertion. A carefully selected group of the Righteous will have been infiltrated past the BBC's gatekeeper, with instructions to cheer wildly at appropriate junctures. Only if Abbott is dealt a joker will she go off-piste and make an arse of herself. Watch and shoot.
Mentions of piste are racist. We'll have none of your white snow here.












All of the yellow snow has been eaten.
 
Regardless of the subject matter of any of the questions, the fragrant Diane will only speak about the Windrush scandal and how nasty the Tories are.

Q1 anti semitism in the Labour Party, Abbott - it's all the fault of the Tory immigration policy

Q2 what is Labour's brexit policy, Abbott - our policy is to support the Windrush generation...

Etc

Etc
Problem with having been drilled on lines to take is that you actually have to:

a) listen

b) understand the question

c) spew forth the right one.

All of that in one go might present a challenge
 
Problem with having been drilled on lines to take is that you actually have to:

a) listen

b) understand the question

c) spew forth the right one.

All of that in one go might present a challenge
Very few ministers can stay on top of a brief and drill it all down. Seen them briefed 2 minutes before "showtime", 2 minutes after that they won't remember why/what/who/where.
 
Profiling in Customs was actually called targeting when first introduced.
Looking for a drugs job-target the Jamaican/South American/Lagos flights as there's not much point in turning out the 09:00 from Reykjavik.
It generally went swimmingly until some soppy judge bleated that he didn't like the term "Tango" being applied as it implied aggression or some such bollocks towards dubious visitors to these shores.
Henceforth, and to this day, persons of- shall we say interest- are referred to as Zulus.
Can't imagine why.
Do the officials hum the tune of "Men of Harlech" during such operations?
 
If the rumpled less than fragrant one turns up for QT tonight, it could be the comedy show of the year. QT needs a bit of fun, as long as the Abbotosaurapotomos doesn't go on too much about hostile environment, Windrush and the cost of an extra 10000 coppers on London Streets. :cool:
 

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So is the Vision of Loveliness and Erudition going to rock up the neet er what?
 
If the rumpled less than fragrant one turns up for QT tonight, it could be the comedy show of the year. QT needs a bit of fun, as long as the Abbotosaurapotomos doesn't go on too much about hostile environment, Windrush and the cost of an extra 10000 coppers on London Streets. :cool:
All the Tory needs to do then is butt in with reminders that it was Alan Johnson who came up with "hostile environment" originally (apparently), the Windrush generationals with rights to be here have already been reassured by Rudd that they will be allowed to stay and throw in some simple mental arithmetic questions.

That'll shut the FRB up slightly.
 
Just watching Flabbott at the depatch box on the BBC news at ten.
She was followed by David Lammy, which led me to wonder why black labour MPs seem to have problems with facts and figures.
 
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