I must be a sadist watching it.
It's Jo Brand tonight. I think I'd shag Russell before her. He has longer hair anyway.
Oh, God - she's gopping. A swollen horse - Millie Tant but with hair and without the silly little hat. When I heard she was married I reckoned she'd hooked a blind man. Then I heard she was up the duff and though, "How can you tell?" Way back when before she got on TV and "hit the big time" she did a turn in our student's union. She was about as funny as a curry-fuelled fart in a lift. All pointing at various males in the audience and slagging them off for any obvious physical defect like jug-ears or any perceived character flaw (Hey, girls - I bet he's, etc, etc...). It wasn't comedy or even banter and it wasn't funny, either. You could tell which girls were the leftie "student politics" feminazi ones - they were roaring with laughter. Everyone else was minding their own business, wondering when the next act (which was The Rubber Bishops - Bill Bailey and a chum, before Bailey went solo and HTBT. They were fantastic). The only time there was an act that raised not a titter and was about as hilarious as a dose of penile warts was Mark LaMarr - and, thankfully, that tossbotty seems to have crawled back under his rock.
Katy Brand on the other hand has always seemed quite good fun and not completely unattractive - even moreso if she dropped a few pounds (mass not money).
I came across this whilst looking for (and not finding) a decent pic of Millie to underline the above. Bottom right, by Noel...