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Question for the ladies

#1
As a unit of measurement.

How many boillies can you get in your cavernous cnuts so that it still shuts without too much inner lip hanging down.

Cheers
 
#2
minister_doh_nut said:
As a unit of measurement.

How many boillies can you get in your cavernous cnuts so that it still shuts without too much inner lip hanging down.

Cheers
I reckon I can get a sections rations worth not including the green ones, I fcuking hate the green ones but i'll substitute them for a boil in the bag corned beef hash and a map case.
 
#6
Does this relate to the fact that biscuits browns 'clog you up'?
 
#8
BanjoBill said:
Cheesy tuna ones tend to melt and dribble out.
Since when did they do Cheesy tuna boilies.

Rat packs must have changed since my day.

I'm knocking one out at the thought of Cait in the lunge position popping sweets in her gink...... then standing at the top of a flight of stairs and fanny farting them out into my hungry gob.
 
#9
Watch out for the corned beef curtain hash then MDN, and think yourself lucky its not treacle pudding as it would take your head off!
 
#10
If it had just been fired out of Caits fcuk funnel I can think of worse endings.
 
#11
If the thought of cheesy tuna doesn't do it for you, there's always the old tradition of digestive mixed with condensed milk and chocolate... all tastes like cheesy tuna once gink processed. :wink:
 
#12
are we talking actual 'numbers' of sweets or did you want it in tons??
 
#14
Surely, the boilies would make the ladies front bottom grimace like a new recruit with his face taste of screech ? thus only allowing minimum boilies insertion.
 
#15
Box marbles,

Lay the 'cream whirl' down against the pavement egdge, knickers off.

Nearest marble ( played with finger and thumb ) to the, 'grumble and grunt' gives the short player a free shot with a ball bearing.
 
#16
minister_doh_nut said:
...... then standing at the top of a flight of stairs and fanny farting them out into my hungry gob.
From a HSE point of view this is very hazardous, PPE would need to be goggles and hard hat for you, a back brace and non slip footwear for her due to the weight of boilies.

I would also consider Balistic body armour, you never know - the velocity could be lethal! (well, it is in my fantasy ) :roll:

Edited to add:

I don't think a gimp mask would pass as PPE!
 

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