QUESTION FOR SNAIL , COLOUR RESTORE, LAUNDRY. Snail old dear, Iâm fending for mâself here for a week or two, then â if I donât drive up to Inchnadamph for Hogmanay, Iâll be out of here, and back to a place where Internet is a pleasure best forgot. Leaving you all in peace. Youâll be able to wind each other up without dear old Buckingham, whoâll be swinging slowly on his chain bench, Macallan in hand, Stuart tartan rug over knees. Putting all the piss taking aside for a minute, and remembering youâre a ladyâ¦. I seem to have washed a dark brown shirt with some other lighter colours, where do I find âcolour restorerâ in semi urban Britain ? Do Supermarts sell the thing or will I seek a Haberdasher ?