Question About Shannon Matthews

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Santa_Sunday, Apr 18, 2008.

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  1. What has Shannon Matthews and a porn mag got in common...??

    Once you finish wanking over them, they go back under the bed.....

    Laters
     
  2. ha ha classic!
     
  3. First, it was Shannon Matthews' step-dad's step-uncle who was arrested.

    Then her step-dad. Then her step-dad's sister, and step-dad's mum.

    Now Shannon's mother, Karen Matthews has been arrested.

    It's good to see the police clamping down on ugly people.
     
  4. They should do more than just arrest them!
     
  5. The police who arrested Karen Matthews wanted to rough her up a bit...unfortunately nature beat them to it!
     
  6. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    Your Sister is your Mother
    Your Father is your Brother
    You all shag one another
    The Matthews Family
    Der Der Der Dum Dum.
     
  7. Her hamster was a good hump too. And shaved!
     
  8. The McCanns have just sent a short message to the Mathews family.
    All it said was.. "fecking amateurs"!
     
  9. PMSL! Good Drills! :rofl: