Question about reme

#1
Ok so basically im 18 year's old, and i am very interested in joining the REME as a mechanic, could anyone tell me the pro's and con's of doing this? also what training will i go through and what can i expect to get out of it? and help would be great thanks.
 

OldSnowy

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#3
Loads of gtraining, loads of mates, loads of boozing. Do a good search on here, and on the MOD website - there's plenty of info out there. Trades are many and various. You'll come out with a raft of qualifications, sporting ability, astonishing good looks, and infallible success with women.
 
#4
This is true, it has been proven to make you thick of girth and give you staying power 157% better than Civvies, and 238.3% better than members of the RLC. Once you get that REME cap-badge in your beret, you'll be beating them off with a shitty stick.
Its true you know, my son joined the RLC, couldn't even get laid in Newcastle......I can't believe he's mine.
 
#7
Hahahaha, thanks for the help lad's made my ******* night reading your comment's! i phoned up the ta today and there sending me some stuff through the post too!
 

OldSnowy

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#9
Doubt it mate im ginger! hahahahhahaa!
REME is all-inclusive. There's even a place for Gwahs - it's a trade called 'Armourer', and means that you daywalkers can live safely in dark holes during the day, only allowed out when wearing the compulsory orange drab dustcoat. You can while away the time in your hobbit hole producing engraved tat, and those horrible little statues made from random nuts and bolts, the ones that are compulsory at a leaving do.
 
#10
REME is all-inclusive. There's even a place for Gwahs - it's a trade called 'Armourer', and means that you daywalkers can live safely in dark holes during the day, only allowed out when wearing the compulsory orange drab dustcoat. You can while away the time in your hobbit hole producing engraved tat, and those horrible little statues made from random nuts and bolts, the ones that are compulsory at a leaving do.
Hahahahaa, mother ******! i knew i should of never admited to my shamefull deseise! atleast i have the decency to shave it all off. =|
 
#11
Its true you know, my son joined the RLC, couldn't even get laid in Newcastle......I can't believe he's mine.
He didn't do his slags ball apprenticeship in Bordon or SEE. A must do to ensure that sort of success.
 
#12
REME is all-inclusive. There's even a place for Gwahs - it's a trade called 'Armourer', and means that you daywalkers can live safely in dark holes during the day, only allowed out when wearing the compulsory orange drab dustcoat. You can while away the time in your hobbit hole producing engraved tat, and those horrible little statues made from random nuts and bolts, the ones that are compulsory at a leaving do.
I almost took the bait, close but no cigar. :)
 
#13
REME is all-inclusive. There's even a place for Gwahs - it's a trade called 'Armourer', and means that you daywalkers can live safely in dark holes during the day, only allowed out when wearing the compulsory orange drab dustcoat. You can while away the time in your hobbit hole producing engraved tat, and those horrible little statues made from random nuts and bolts, the ones that are compulsory at a leaving do.
Oi **** off, the hair of a gwah makes the place far too ******* bright.
 

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