Queens wedding anniversary - Diana still dead

#1
Watched the news on Channel 5 last night and saw this thing about Her Maj's wedding anniversary. All very nice and happy - 60years blah blah, here are some common oiks who have a wedding anniversary today and then
*BANG*
"of course, it wasn't all happiness for the Queen - 3 of her children got divorced and Diana died" 8O
Cut to a scene of the Queen shaking hands with the great unwashed mourning masses outside the Palace before Diana's funeral!

What other tenuous links can the news make to squeeze a section about Diana's death onto telly?

Only 38 days to Christmas - ps Diana still dead!

Heather Mills McCartney blames loss of legs on Prince Philip having Diana killed
 
#4
Price of petrol has gone up due to her car speeding through tunnel?
 

Biped

LE
Book Reviewer
#5
Taxes have increased inexorably since Diana's death.
 
#6
After Diana's death, Tony Bliar became even more of an unctuous, grinning, insincere, frog sh@gging cunt for brains.

Coincidence?
 

Biped

LE
Book Reviewer
#8
Relations between Egypt and Iran are at an all-time high with many international trade deals going through at this time, even though Dodi (the partner of Princess Diana (gawd rest her soul (she's dead you know, died in a car crash)) died in a car crash with his lover Diana (Late Princess of Wales)))))))))).
 
#9
Biped said:
Taxes have increased inexorably since Diana's death.
Surely, "Taxes have increased anorexically since Diana's death"?

Japan resumes whaling: wouldn't have happened if Diana hadn't died.
 
#10
Glesga_short_bloke said:
Watched the news on Channel 5 last night and saw this thing about Her Maj's wedding anniversary. All very nice and happy - 60years blah blah, here are some common oiks who have a wedding anniversary today and then
*BANG*
"of course, it wasn't all happiness for the Queen - 3 of her children got divorced and Diana died" 8O
Cut to a scene of the Queen shaking hands with the great unwashed mourning masses outside the Palace before Diana's funeral!

What other tenuous links can the news make to squeeze a section about Diana's death onto telly?

Only 38 days to Christmas - ps Diana still dead!

Heather Mills McCartney blames loss of legs on Prince Philip having Diana killed
She's only missing one leg mate.
 
#12
Hibs_Bez said:
Glesga_short_bloke said:
Watched the news on Channel 5 last night and saw this thing about Her Maj's wedding anniversary. All very nice and happy - 60years blah blah, here are some common oiks who have a wedding anniversary today and then
*BANG*
"of course, it wasn't all happiness for the Queen - 3 of her children got divorced and Diana died" 8O
Cut to a scene of the Queen shaking hands with the great unwashed mourning masses outside the Palace before Diana's funeral!

What other tenuous links can the news make to squeeze a section about Diana's death onto telly?

Only 38 days to Christmas - ps Diana still dead!

Heather Mills McCartney blames loss of legs on Prince Philip having Diana killed
She's only missing one leg mate.


Heather Mills blames loss of leg on Diana police escort
 

mysteron

LE
Book Reviewer
#13
Diana's dead? When did that happen? I never heard a breath of a media fuelled frenzy with the Daily Express telling me it was a Monday because they have a Diana article.

So what happened to her? When did she die? Cor - never saw that coming.

I reckon we need to set up 1000 charities that have her name on it and have a massive concert organised in her memory - who's with me?.....
 
#14
mysteron said:
Diana's dead? When did that happen? I never heard a breath of a media fuelled frenzy with the Daily Express telling me it was a Monday because they have a Diana article.

So what happened to her? When did she die? Cor - never saw that coming.

I reckon we need to set up 1000 charities that have her name on it and have a massive concert organised in her memory - who's with me?.....
Mysteron blames loss of memory on Diana's death :roll:
 

mysteron

LE
Book Reviewer
#15
What loss of memory - I am outraged!!!

My outrage was the cause of the french paparazzi's outrage and that was the cause of Diana's death......allegedly....:wink:
 
#17
The truth is finally told:

Diana never referred to Paul Burrel as 'He's my Rock'.

The truth was that she was misheard calling the mincing Fcuker 'He's a cock!'
 
#18
I'd just like to add:

RIP Laydee Di, rest easy.
 
#19
princess di getting killed has caused me to post in this thread
 
#20
Hibs_Bez said:
Glesga_short_bloke said:
Watched the news on Channel 5 last night and saw this thing about Her Maj's wedding anniversary. All very nice and happy - 60years blah blah, here are some common oiks who have a wedding anniversary today and then
*BANG*
"of course, it wasn't all happiness for the Queen - 3 of her children got divorced and Diana died" 8O
Cut to a scene of the Queen shaking hands with the great unwashed mourning masses outside the Palace before Diana's funeral!

What other tenuous links can the news make to squeeze a section about Diana's death onto telly?

Only 38 days to Christmas - ps Diana still dead!

Heather Mills McCartney blames loss of legs on Prince Philip having Diana killed
She's only missing one leg mate.
Pity her brain was in the little toe of the one thats gone.
 

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