queen the finest band in all humanity

Discussion in 'Films, Music and All Things Artsy' started by haggler, Sep 19, 2009.

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  1. No discussion needed just a statement of fact ---what a fine tash -flick of the wrist indeed
  2. My pigeon failed six times.
  3. They were ******* shite and not just cos the dead one was into man love Thursday
  4. pigeons are like that
  5. Don't be so stupid. I don't have a favorite band, but if I did it would not be them. What about The Beatles?
  6. Idiot. Led Zeppelin. :twisted:
  7. Hawkwind. Up to about Space Ritual.
    And Zepplin
  8. hawkwind ????/ chicago breezes cut no mustard here young man , john bonham once threw a ham and cheese cob back at me ---overfed muso
  9. The Who :D
  10. Used to be good but then their guitarist decided to become a Gary Glitter tribute act
  11. Queen made crap pop-rock, they were the mcfly or busted of their day! By any chance were you a 12 year old girl when they first came out?

    This title can only be given to the The stones, zepplin or pink floyd at a push.

    Turn off the "greatest dad cd ever" album and go listen to some decent tunes!
  12. hope i die before i farm trout !!

    jagger and plant were mere warm up men for freddie ---welcome to the machine was indeed a work of art but floyd missed syd --the who mid sixties were awesome but again just the entree
  13. Bohemian Rhapsody (Indian Style)

    Indian version of Bohemian Rhapsody

    Naan, just killed a man
    poppadom against his head
    Had lime pickle now he's dead.
    Naan, dinner's just begun
    But now I'm gonna throw it all away.
    Naan, ooh, ooh Didn't mean to make you cry
    If I'm not back from the loo by this time tomorrow
    Curry on, curry on
    Cause nothing really Madras .
    Too late, my dinner's gone
    Sends shivers down my spine
    Bottom aching all the time
    Goodbye onion bhaji, I've got to go
    Gotta leave you all behind and use the loo.
    Naan, ooh, ooh
    This dopiaza is so mild
    I sometimes wish we'd never come here at all.

    [guitar solo]

    I see a little chicken tikka on the side
    Rogan Josh, Rogan Josh, pass the chutney made of mango
    Vindaloo does nicely Very very spicy
    Byriani (Byriani)
    Byriani (Byriani)
    Byriani and a naan
    (A vindaloo loo loo loo)
    I've eaten balti, somebody help me
    He's eaten balti, get him to the lavatory
    Stand you well back
    'Case the loo is quarantined...
    Here it comes
    There it goes
    Technicolor yawn
    I chunder
    It's coming up again
    (There he goes)
    I chunder, it's coming back again
    (There he goes)
    Coming back again
    (up again)
    Here it comes again.
    (No no no no no no NO)
    On my knees, I'm on my knees
    On his knees, Oh, there he goes
    This vindaloo
    Is about to wreck my guts
    Poor meee.. poor meeee...poor MEEEEEE!

    [guitar solo]

    So you think you can chunder and then feel alright?
    So you try to eat curry and drink beer all night?
    Oh maybe, but now you'll puke like a baby
    Just had to come out
    It just had to come right out in here.

    [guitar solo]

    [slow bit]
    Korma or dopiaza
    bhaji, naan or saag
    Nothing makes a difference
    Nothing makes a difference
    To meee....
    (Any way the wind blows....Prrrrrrrrppp)
  14. Bugger! - beaten to it! :D