Queen of Clown Porn - Dead

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Rawhide, Jul 11, 2012.

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  1. The Queen is dead...there's a song in there somewhere.

    The funeral will be a barrel of laughs I can imagine...maybe further research into her work is required via Xhamster.
     
  2. If a clown farts, does it smell funny?
     
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  3. I wonder if she had a clowns pocket
     
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  4. Great quote from the article: "Among those heading the fundraising campaign was dominatrix January Seraph, who asked clients to donate money in return for extra time in sessions with her."

    Better than rattling a tin I suppose.
     
  5. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    So you get a career in Clown Porn then your tits rot and it spreads to your spine and liver?

    Anybody know what Kwik-Fit are paying for a Kwik-Fit Fitter these days?
     
  6. Someone PM cuddles that link please.
     
  7. The quickest way of putting a terrorist circus out of action is to go for the juggler.

    Feck me this cab firm is busy today.
     
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  8. Is that bigger or smaller than a wizards sleeve?
     
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  9. Depends on how big the wizard is, Harry Potter's is smaller than a clowns pocket which in turn is smaller than Gandalfs.
     
  10. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other, "Does this taste funny to you?"
     
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  11. Stop taking the piss you lot.
    It's just not funny.... Oh hang on ^^
     
  12. Here's a thought - for those who like the idea of snuff films but find the reality too distressing, could clown-snuff-porn be the way to go?
     
  13. she did a lot of stuff on hogtied.com too, not just the clown stuff

    by all accounts....
     
  14. What exactly is clown porn? Do the clowns throw "cream pies" at each other?