Queen meets Aussie PM

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  1. Queen and Aussie PM talking over dinner,

    PM "Well Ma'am you know we're having a bit of trouble with the anti monarchists, can we become a Kingdom"

    Queen "Definately not, to be a Kingdom you would need a King"

    PM "How about a Princedom"

    Queen "No you'd need a prince"

    PM "Is there anything we can do to appease the dissenters"

    Queen "I can see no reason for change, you are perfectly suited to be a country"