Queen inspecting the troops

Discussion in 'Armed Forces Jokes' started by Dennis48, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. The Queen is inspecting 3 armed forces personnel, 1 from each

    of her fighting forces.

    She asks each one what they would do if they woke up and found a camel spider in their tent on operations?

    The squaddie says, "I'd reach over, grab my bayonet and stab it to death!"

    The matelot says, "I'd reach over, grab my boot and batter it to death !"

    The airman says, "I'd reach over, pick up my phone, call reception and ask

    "Who the f*** has put a tent up in my hotel room?"
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  2. Next!
  3. creepy eh.......
  4. HHH

    HHH LE

    Not as funny as someone who can't spell their own username.
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  5. This is funny until you find yourself stranded at Minhad when you should be enjoying R&R but the 2 senior RAF officers who were with you have been booked into a Dubai hotel room and booked on to private flights - at least, that's what I suspect happened.
  6. suppose you're all going to start picking on gaurdsmen now.
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  7. spelling-nazi.jpg
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  8. the_boy_syrup

    the_boy_syrup LE Book Reviewer

    Did H.M. punch the Sailor in the stomach and nick his I Pod?
  9. re: "gaurds", there's another illiterate on the "Somali pirates" thread.
  10. I like the RAF... they send the officers into battle first....

    Tally ho chaps!!!!!!!!!!!!
  11. I have one of those new thermos flasks.. I love it, today i have in mine chicken soup and a choc ice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  12. You missed the important line "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold"
  13. But how does it know???????????????????
  14. I put trhee cups of coffee in mine the other day two with sugar and one without..

    dont worry the one without sugar went in first!?!?!