Queen inspecting the troops

#1
The Queen is inspecting 3 armed forces personnel, 1 from each

of her fighting forces.


She asks each one what they would do if they woke up and found a camel spider in their tent on operations?


The squaddie says, "I'd reach over, grab my bayonet and stab it to death!"



The matelot says, "I'd reach over, grab my boot and batter it to death !"



The airman says, "I'd reach over, pick up my phone, call reception and ask


"Who the f*** has put a tent up in my hotel room?"
 
#3
Next!
 
#4
creepy eh.......
 
#6
This is funny until you find yourself stranded at Minhad when you should be enjoying R&R but the 2 senior RAF officers who were with you have been booked into a Dubai hotel room and booked on to private flights - at least, that's what I suspect happened.
 

the_boy_syrup

LE
Book Reviewer
#9
Did H.M. punch the Sailor in the stomach and nick his I Pod?
 
#11
I like the RAF... they send the officers into battle first....

Tally ho chaps!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
#12
I have one of those new thermos flasks.. I love it, today i have in mine chicken soup and a choc ice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
#15
I put trhee cups of coffee in mine the other day two with sugar and one without..

dont worry the one without sugar went in first!?!?!
 
#18
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
 

B_AND_T

MIA
Book Reviewer
#20
Why is a wrong number never engaged?
 

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