Queen Camilla

Discussion in 'Current Affairs, News and Analysis' started by MrPVRd, Mar 23, 2005.

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  1. Apparently she will be our Queen because the minister for constitutional affairs says so!

    It may be a conspiracy on the part of Liabour. Make the monarchy as unpopular as possibly after HM's sadly inevitable demise, with the Aussies picking a new head of state from down under. Use the unpopularity as an excuse to break the link between the monarchy and the head of state in the UK and....hey presto, we will have El Presidente Bliar! :evil:
  2. Have these t0ssers really got nothing else to keep themselves busy!? Who really gives a flying fcuk? The couple in question appear to be quite happy to accept that if Big Ears becomes King then Camilla becomes Princess Consort. If someone wants to be really nit picky about it then they should raise a simple Private Members Bill that deals with it and have it rattled through Parliament and stop wasting any more time and money over it.
  3. Mr_Fingerz

    Mr_Fingerz LE Book Reviewer

    The only problem with that, is, they would have to do the same (probably simultaneously) in 17 different Parliaments around the globe.
  4. But only if those parliaments really care one way or the other. The only ones I've heard about are oures, the Aussies and the Canadians.

    The Scum was running something today about how cash, stamps, etc would look with Camila's face on them. It forgot to mention that if Charles becomes King it will be his face on them, not Camillas (they'd probably have to make the stamps extra wide to fit the lugs on!)
  5. Mr_Fingerz

    Mr_Fingerz LE Book Reviewer

    You can add NZ to that list, the Kiwi PM said that she thought that NZ would be a republic sooner or later.

    Jug ears on the stamps, well the republicans would like it - they could send him far far away for 26p (the only problem, from their perspective, being that they would have to kiss his arrse first)
  6. :D :D
  7. Queen Camilla - sounds more like a Grand National winner ?

    oh right it is :wink:
  8. ...a friend of mine nearly drove into the side of Mrs P B car the other day as she pulled out of Gatcombe, ... sadly he was driving his Rover 75 ...

    ..and not his wife's Nissan Terrano..

    shame! he could of done us all a favour!!! :lol:
  9. Witham Specialist Vehicles have got a couple of old Chieftains going cheap (well cheap to buy if not cheap to run). Could always buy one and lie in wait. Wouldn't want to risk damaging a nice Nissan. Perhaps I am being very silly... ...on the other hand...

    Now who could it be blamed on?
  10. queen Camilla? wasn't that released off the rough trade label?