Queen Camilla

Is she....

  • A flower of perfection and beauty who will reign over us?

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  • A minger you'd chew your arm off to get away from?

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#2

maninblack

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#3
She is a hound beyond measure but she is his hound of choice so best of luck to him....even if her breath smells of old slippers and Winalot.
 
#4
who voted for her beinga beauty? 8O
 

Mr_Fingerz

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#5
Not guilty yer honor.

She's a hag.
 
#7
Thank gawd she's post-menopausal - his ears, her face - just think what the kids would have looked like! 8O
 
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#8
She wasn't bad looking in her day, but she's spent so long in the sun that she's got a face like a dinosaur's scrotum. She's a good argument for sunscreen and big hats.
 
#9
Still.. its an excuse for a drunken booze up in the Mess in celebration, right?

maybe a movie night.. Bride of Chuckie or a tretise on genetics and what not to do with DNA...

puts Harry's Nazi escapade in perspective, though.. poor lad was just reacting to the devastaing news that he will have a ' new mum '..Hell, I'd be into the bottle and pills, too if Camilla was to be my Stepmom...

HRH Camilla...is there a scow on the Thames to be named after her as a prezzy??
 
#10
scalieback said:
woopert said:
Is she a beauty or a minger? You decide

Charles to marry Camilla P-B
And I'd chew the other arm off when I got home to make sure I didn't do it again!
and slap her face with the soggy end?

..... here luv, here's 10 quid now get a taxi home and don't ever f*ckin' phone me or come 'round 'ere again!
 
#11
oh be-jeeezuz... what has the world come to... I know Charlie is the Colonel in Chief of the kings but I could never see this man as king now he is marrying this bint who I think could eat an apple through a letter box...

God the woman is aweful.. anyone fancy coming round to my house and sticking forks in my eyes so I dont have to look at her?
 
#12
Given the option of feeding her pony I think I'd rather slam my old fella in the armoury door

I bet with the horseback action shes had she's got a clout like a bulldog eating porridge 8O
 
#13
Not that Wh0re. What the hell is going on with Charles... First, he divorced HRH Princess Diana (May she Rest in Peace) and now he's marrying this drunk bum from London's slums.

One thing did make me feel a bit less angry about this, she cant get kids!

Discodan, ill passby... just make sure you can still stick those forks in my eyes after I'm done with yours... She's one ugly bint! may she rot in hell when she dies :lol:
 
#15
we're gonna hear nothing else now for weeks. not being a royalist this hurts me, to hear endless cack from "royal correspondants" (get a real job you jumped up heat journo's!) but i'm gonna be faced with her grinning hole everytime i turn on the telly or open a newspaper! i'm moving to russia, they knew what to do with their royals!
 
#16
Talking about The Russians getting rid of their Czars, whos next in line after Charles, is it His Son?

We can just get rid of Charles... I dont consider him related the queen, I think he's adopted :p
 
#17
Lets face it she is simply following the family tradition handed down by her great great grannie Alice Keppel who was mistress to Edward VII the then Prince of Wales. Funny how history repeats itself :roll:

Remember the tapes of Charlie boy letting her know that he'd love to be her tampax........ewwww 8O
 
#18
Ozgerbobble said:
Lets face it she is simply following the family tradition handed down by her great great grannie Alice Keppel who was mistress to Edward VII the then Prince of Wales. Funny how history repeats itself :roll:
bet it took you all of 30 seconds for that gem on google ;)

only messin

and Never_Again1939 sure why not... you can borrow me forks :D
 
#19
discodan said:
Ozgerbobble said:
Lets face it she is simply following the family tradition handed down by her great great grannie Alice Keppel who was mistress to Edward VII the then Prince of Wales. Funny how history repeats itself :roll:
bet it took you all of 30 seconds for that gem on google ;)

only messin

and Never_Again1939 sure why not... you can borrow me forks :D
Scouse cheek :evil:

Everyone knows Cambag is descended from the Keppel mattress
 
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