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Guy goes to the doctors
"Whats the problem?" asks the doctor.
"Well" says the guy,i"ts my cock doctor it's orange!!"
"I better have a look" says the doctor.

There it was bright orange,"blimey I've never seen anything like it" says the doctor.

"What kind of work do you do," asks the doctor.
"I don't work," replies the guy.
"What no work of any kind," asks the doctor.
"No nothing," replies the guy.
"What do you do all day," asks the doctor.

"I sit a home watching porn eating Wotsits."
 

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