Qoutes no longer heard

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  1. Probably done before, but I could not resist:

    "My door is always open" - John Prescott
     
  2. "All hats should be burnt" Anonymous Lt Col, 5 AB BDE, circa 1991
     
  3. maninblack

    maninblack LE Book Reviewer

    "Could you keep an eye on the wife in case she needs anything whilst I'm away?".........any former friend of David "brail-fingers" Blunkett.
     
  4. "the army now there's a well paid good career" :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy:
     
  5. "Crikey, my puttees have come undone again!"


    I´ll definitely get my coat.
     
  6. has anyone seen that stunning army chick..............................wait a minute i don't think that has ever been said :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:
     
  7. "John will be John" - Tony Blair on hearing that Prescott had thumped a member of the public.
     
  8. "Wow, you can see miles from up here"

    anyone up the World trade centre.
     
  9. The Fuzzy Wuzzies, they don't like it up 'em.

    Cpl Jones (Dads Army ) :eek: :eek:
     
  10. "God, transport in London's expensive, the buses have gone through the roof and the Tube costs an arm and a leg"




    Hang on a sec... no, I said that yesterday!
     
  11. "what the fcuk was that?" Mayor of Nagasaki, 1945
     
  12. "I havent touched a cnut all night Dropstable", while falling down beside car
     
  13. You obviously have never met a certain girlie in the Int Corp whose initials are NL (She's married now according to my 'mole' :( ) and who looks like Flick out of Neighbours.......
     
  14. need proof fella :!: :!: :!: :!:
     
  15. I'm sure any pongos at Bulford will have remembered her up until quite recently...