Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Santa_Sunday, Dec 26, 2005.

Welcome to the Army Rumour Service, ARRSE

The UK's largest and busiest UNofficial military website.

The heart of the site is the forum area, including:

  1. Who could put them on...........??

    With one hand - in the dark - with a Ressy on..??

    At 2 O'clock in the morning....?

    When getting crashed out.......

    And still get a perfcet square 'tab' on the outside of both ankles..??

    I could.

    Beat that...........??!!

    (If you don't know what puttees are , then this is clearly in the wrong forum. Maybe it should be in the Seniors' Forum ?)
  2. You could if you had them 'velcro tailored'. :wink:

  3. Didnt go out on the lash much then as a sprog ..... :lol: :lol: :lol: either that or you need help!!!
  4. Ooohhh sh*t ... double tapped that one :oops:
  5. Worng, Wrong........WRONG...............!!

    "I'm taking a ride with my best friend; I hope he never lets me down again"
  6. I could, easy when you learn how. During the first six weeks at one point we had to put a crease down the front in line with our lightweights. They were a pain in the arrse though.
  7. I AM a Srog......... You've got me.....
  8. Puttees in 'Action'.


    (PS velcro'd ones never let me down. :wink: )
  9. If you are the one on the left, you either dont know how to put them on, or have WRAC legs !!
  10. One has a mad 'Tache, and one has a limp..

    And their Puttees's are SHITE..!
  11. You used to have a tache like that!! In fact Guru daughter laughed at your wedding pic at yer Ma in Laws House !
  12. Alas, neither of the pair in the piccie are me. Merely an example to the viewers of what puttees are.
  13. Get back on th the Sqaush, son.. I'll Rum you to death.

    Th point is - Puttees..??
  14. Drinking and typing is not illegal, but at the same time, it isn't right.
  15. Ha Ha................