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Putin tells an anecdote about KGB

Recently Russia's PM, mr.Putin told an anecdote:

Once an American spy decides to surrender to KGB in Moscow. He comes to the KGB Headquaters in Moscow and tells:

- I'm a spy, I wish to surrender.
- What spy?
- American.
- Go to the room #5
He goes there and hears
- Have you weapons?
- Yes.
- Go to the room #7
He goes to #7
- Have you any communication equipment?
- Yes.
- Go to #20
He goes to #20
- I'm an American spy, I have a gun and a radio. I wish to surrender.
- Have you a task?
- Yes.
- So go out and do it. Don't disturb us. We are very busy with our work.
 
Vladimir Vladimirovitch is in the UK on a state visit, the first for decades.

Putin takes tour of Edinburgh | Mail Online

Call me an old cynic if you will, but I think it's a cunning plan to recce likely targets.

Anyway, welcome to Scotland VV, and keep a tight grip of your wallet in the tourist shops.

Edited to add: Sorry about the potholes in the roads.
 
Recently Russia's PM, mr.Putin told an anecdote:

Once an American spy decides to surrender to KGB in Moscow. He comes to the KGB Headquaters in Moscow and tells:

- I'm a spy, I wish to surrender.
- What spy?
- American.
- Go to the room #5
He goes there and hears
- Have you weapons?
- Yes.
- Go to the room #7
He goes to #7
- Have you any communication equipment?
- Yes.
- Go to #20
He goes to #20
- I'm an American spy, I have a gun and a radio. I wish to surrender.
- Have you a task?
- Yes.
- So go out and do it. Don't disturb us. We are very busy with our work.

I don't get it. :?

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