KGB_resident
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Recently Russia's PM, mr.Putin told an anecdote:
Once an American spy decides to surrender to KGB in Moscow. He comes to the KGB Headquaters in Moscow and tells:
- I'm a spy, I wish to surrender.
- What spy?
- American.
- Go to the room #5
He goes there and hears
- Have you weapons?
- Yes.
- Go to the room #7
He goes to #7
- Have you any communication equipment?
- Yes.
- Go to #20
He goes to #20
- I'm an American spy, I have a gun and a radio. I wish to surrender.
- Have you a task?
- Yes.
- So go out and do it. Don't disturb us. We are very busy with our work.
Once an American spy decides to surrender to KGB in Moscow. He comes to the KGB Headquaters in Moscow and tells:
- I'm a spy, I wish to surrender.
- What spy?
- American.
- Go to the room #5
He goes there and hears
- Have you weapons?
- Yes.
- Go to the room #7
He goes to #7
- Have you any communication equipment?
- Yes.
- Go to #20
He goes to #20
- I'm an American spy, I have a gun and a radio. I wish to surrender.
- Have you a task?
- Yes.
- So go out and do it. Don't disturb us. We are very busy with our work.