Putin tells an anecdote about KGB

Recently Russia's PM, mr.Putin told an anecdote:

Once an American spy decides to surrender to KGB in Moscow. He comes to the KGB Headquaters in Moscow and tells:

- I'm a spy, I wish to surrender.
- What spy?
- American.
- Go to the room #5
He goes there and hears
- Have you weapons?
- Yes.
- Go to the room #7
He goes to #7
- Have you any communication equipment?
- Yes.
- Go to #20
He goes to #20
- I'm an American spy, I have a gun and a radio. I wish to surrender.
- Have you a task?
- Yes.
- So go out and do it. Don't disturb us. We are very busy with our work.

 

Vladimir Vladimirovitch is in the UK on a state visit, the first for decades.

Putin takes tour of Edinburgh | Mail Online

Call me an old cynic if you will, but I think it's a cunning plan to recce likely targets.

Anyway, welcome to Scotland VV, and keep a tight grip of your wallet in the tourist shops.

Edited to add: Sorry about the potholes in the roads.

 

I don't get it.

 

Maybe it means they have to have continuous manpower review meetings to achieve 10% annual reductions in budgets and increase productivity.

 

Now that he has HM seal of approval he is welcome to pop in chez moi any time for a cup of tea.