Putin reveals all... nearly

Intellectual level of pres.Putin is...

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  • Not bad for a Rassian

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  • He is super intellectual

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#1


http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2007/08/16/wputin116.xml

As a KGB spy stationed in East Germany in the late 1980s, he developed such a fondness for beer that he put on 25lbs.

"I had 3.8 litres [6.5 pints] of beer every week," a biography in 2000 quoted him as saying. "My job was only two steps from my house, so I didn't work off the extra calories."

But by the time he became president in 2000, Mr Putin was a different man - trim, fit and by Russian standards, a virtual teetotaller.
 
#2
What connection does the poll have with the homoerotic longing of your post?
 
#3
Rumpelstiltskin said:
What connection does the poll have with the homoerotic longing of your post?
There is no connection at all.
 

Biped

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#4
Are you gay?
 

TheIronDuke

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#5
KGB_resident said:
Rumpelstiltskin said:
What connection does the poll have with the homoerotic longing of your post?
There is no connection at all.
Yeah? Tell that to ??????? ?????????? ??????? (board doesnt recognise Crylic. That'll teach me to be a smartarse) tell that to Felix Dzerzhinsky's boys.

They'll be round yours in 10 minutes. Dont bother packing a bag. And tell your boss khaki is sooo not a good look on a fat man.

What? Nah, your OK thanks. I've never been keen on Sushi.
 
#6
KGB_resident said:
Rumpelstiltskin said:
What connection does the poll have with the homoerotic longing of your post?
There is no connection at all.
Does it feel good having a Strong Man at your helm again?
 

Biped

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#7
Rumpelstiltskin said:
KGB_resident said:
Rumpelstiltskin said:
What connection does the poll have with the homoerotic longing of your post?
There is no connection at all.
Does it feel good having a Strong Man at your helm again?
On, or 'in' his helm?

Sushi, no thanks, I prefer a liberal dash of gravel bags with a topping of Mandelbrot imagery to start my mojo.
 
#8
KGB_resident said:
"I had 3.8 litres [6.5 pints] of beer every week," a biography in 2000 quoted him as saying.
Fecking lightweight, used to do that in a lunchtime. No wonder they packed up and went home.
 

TheIronDuke

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#9
Hang about...



A crystal round his neck and a beady necklace round his hat? Forget the Sushi, exploding Moscow apartment blocks and sodding about under the North Pole... Russia is ruled by a hippy.

How do you write OMMMMMM in Crylic Sergey?
 
#10

"I love taking a hard battering in the ring"




"I could just eat you up, young man"



 
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#12
still21inmymind said:
KGB_resident said:
"I had 3.8 litres [6.5 pints] of beer every week," a biography in 2000 quoted him as saying.
Fecking lightweight, used to do that in a lunchtime. No wonder they packed up and went home.
I think that they may have moved the decimal point one step to the left to save his embarrassment.

I much preferred the last guy that was in charge over there. Now there was a p*ss artist!
 
#14


"This is how we do it in the FSB cadets. If you tell your mum, I'll put polonium in your cocoa."
 
#18
I don't even know where to start...........

 
#19
Biscuits_AB said:
I much preferred the last guy that was in charge over there. Now there was a p*ss artist!
Ah, he of the hob-nailed liver, 'Ol Mr Karaoke himself.
There was something very reassuring about him going on stag p1ssed like that, bit like Bliar or Broon going out in matching 'I'm With Stupid' t-shirts on.
 

TheIronDuke

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#20
KGB_resident said:
Biscuits_AB said:
KGB_resident said:
Rumpelstiltskin said:
What connection does the poll have with the homoerotic longing of your post?
There is no connection at all.
What's Russian for poof then?
FOO.
So asking for the popular English dessert 'Strawberry Fool' could lead to misunderstanding in Moscow?
 

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