While on holiday with the wife and kids we saw a comedian who thought the best way to get a laugh was taking the p*ss out of members of the audience ,not too good when its a family park. Anyway he saw me and my brood and started on us with a joke about breeding i shouted up to him does it take long to get ready for your act? his reply was no so i said it must do, you must of spent hours painting your teeth yellow just for tonight, the audience roared the comic just looked at me said cnut and walked off stage to a slow clap . Result free drinks all around. Anyone else got some good putdowns ?