Pussy & bitch

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A boy is at school and he hears the older kids talking about pussy and their bitch. The boy confused by this goes to his mother. "Mum", the boy asks, "What's a pussy?"

The mother being startled by this thinks quick and finds the closest dictionary and opens it up to a picture of a cat and says "Son, that is a pussy."

The son then asks "What's a bitch?"

The mother again thinking quickly opens to a picture of a dog and says "Son, this is a bitch."

The son walks away still confused and sees his father and says "Dad, what's a pussy?"

The father whips out his Penthouse magazine to the centrefold, grabs a marker and draws a circle around the models vagina and says "Son, this is a pussy!"

The son, now starting to understand what the older boys are talking about asks "Then, what is a bitch?"

The dad replies, "That's everything outside the bloody circle!"
 
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