Purple Aki is back...

maguire

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#1
he's back...can he feel your biceps?
 
#2
#3
Being an Everton fan even I laughed the other season when the Liverpool fans sang to Victor Anichiebe....''You're just a fat Purple Aki''.
 
#6
He's a fucking legend, nowt wrong with taking an interest in the physical development of his friends.
No wonder you like to touch small children.

Bosnia, Iraq, Tidworth - I could cope with that. Not Purple Aki though. The Yorkshire Ripper had nowt on him.
 
#9
Pete is innocent, and anyway you have nothing to fear even sex murderers have standards, a Skelewhore simply isn't worth the effort.
You're that fat, you'd probably tempt me with a Twiglet and make me suck all the Marmite off it.

I'd then wake up after the "cloth" on my face incident, with a very sore bottom, and blood on my hands where I made you a very lovely tattoo on your left nip nip of "I love Dale", with my Swiss Army Knife and a bit of Wham playing in the background.
 
#10
You're that fat, you'd probably tempt me with a Twiglet and make me suck all the Marmite off it.

I'd then wake up after the "cloth" on my face incident, with a very sore bottom, and blood on my hands where I made you a very lovely tattoo on your left nip nip of "I love Dale", with my Swiss Army Knife and a bit of Wham playing in the background.
Fuck me you're tedious.


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#12
Fuck me you're tedious, too.

You're so fucking thick you didn't get the allusion to big girl's blouse, ya big girl's blouse.


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#17
I've got to admit we don't have the quality sex pests that you lot have over there. I wonder if purple aki might do a world tour?

I also note he's in Warrington, perhaps Sinner needs to watch out...

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#18
I've got to admit we don't have the quality sex pests that you lot have over there. I wonder if purple aki might do a world tour?

I also note he's in Warrington, perhaps Sinner needs to watch out...

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I thought Warrington had already filled its quota for deviant sex pests?


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