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Purple Aki is at it again.

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by LancePrivateJones, Apr 29, 2009.

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  1. LancePrivateJones

    LancePrivateJones LE Book Reviewer

  2. He'll never change that one, how many times has he been battered, its like he's indestructable, I think an ingtroduction to Viking 21 , Ord-Sgt & Chasing Aimless is in order for some three way bicep touching and general gayness.
  3. LancePrivateJones

    LancePrivateJones LE Book Reviewer

    Where's Jarrod 248 when you need him?
  4. That is not funny,
  5. LancePrivateJones

    LancePrivateJones LE Book Reviewer

    Why not Miss Snail?
  6. Ord_Sgt

    Ord_Sgt RIP

    Why would you need jarrod :D
  7. Ord_Sgt

    Ord_Sgt RIP

    Whats with the inferiority complex champion? Still feel touching men is wrong and really want to be normal but cant help yourself? :roll: 'Theres a name for projecting your inadequacies onto others, you might want to look it up and seek help.
  8. edited for double post and Arrse cocking up

    chuck another 50p in the meter GoodCO
    the servers are shagged
  9. they've never been seen in the same room y'know
    MDN & purple aki
    one & the same?
  10. Im sick of all this publicity - why cant the press leave me alone so I can perform my inverted piggy back manoeuvre in peace.
  11. LancePrivateJones

    LancePrivateJones LE Book Reviewer

    I thought he might add some insight as an intelligent gay poster.

    This seems to have offended The_Snail for some reason.

    I don't think she likes me. :lol:
  12. Ord_Sgt

    Ord_Sgt RIP

    The Snail doesn't like anyone :D
  13. BuggerAll

    BuggerAll LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    Is this purple criminal British. If not why hasn't he been deported? Or am I not allowed to ask?

  14. His father is a diplomat at the Nigerian Embassy, which could have something to do with it.
  15. BuggerAll

    BuggerAll LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    Diplomats or their dependents can be declared Persona Non Grata (PNG) and told to leave. Although at 47 it seems unlikely that he is a dependent.

    If he is not British he should be slung out.