Pure vs Black beeswax

Discussion in 'Military Clothing & Boots' started by JustRob, Jun 22, 2011.

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  1. Grumblegrunt

    Grumblegrunt LE Book Reviewer

    clear is shinier so I understand
  2. Why do cuntoids start a sentence with "So I", **** off with you Americanisms.

    Pure beeswax is th way ahead.
  3. Grumblegrunt

    Grumblegrunt LE Book Reviewer

    butt plug in too long again mr grumpypants?
  4. So I, like, looked up the_butler; View Profile: the_butler - British Army Forum who is, y'know, the site oracle on such matters an' shit. He'll even do it for you, if you want (the bulling, that is) Bitchin'!


    MTC xxoo :blowkiss:

    Like; http://www.arrse.co.uk/training-wing/12952-bulling-boots-all-future-discussions-questions-here.html?highlight=the_butler

    Dude, like y'know?; http://www.arrse.co.uk/juniors/11579-boot-bulling.html?highlight=the_butler

    Edit; nothing shits me quite as much as Americanisms, especially ones that have usurped Australianisms.
  5. So, I lost the butt plug and couldn't find another one that vibrates.....that would make anyone grumpy.
  6. Just add a very small amount of kiwi to normal molten beeswax, presto, black beeswax. It isn't rocket science.

    Natural black beeswax, as produced by bees, is simply old reused waxcomb contaminated with dirt, pollen, fungal spores and propolis (resin collected from trees) basically it's blackened by the spit, shit and footprints of 70,000 mucky bees who didn't use the doormat. Now you can shine the shit, but why make the effort.