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Puma Crash

#2
Crash landed in Andover - the airframe will be stripped bare within 24 hours.

The crew were lucky the emergency services were so quick - otherwise they might have had to escape and evade from the hoardes of butt-ugly single mothers trying to drag them into the John Russell Fox for a cheap Bacardi Breezer and a knee trembler in the bogs...
 
#3
Crash landed in Andover - the airframe will be stripped bare within 24 hours.

The crew were lucky the emergency services were so quick - otherwise they might have had to escape and evade from the hoardes of butt-ugly single mothers trying to drag them into the John Russell Fox for a cheap Bacardi Breezer and a knee trembler in the bogs...
It won't, a guard force has been on the ground for a while with tents etc for a bit of a stay!
 
#7
Let the unfounded speculation commence... I reckon it was a loose orange crate of aircrew rations in the back that slid into the hole where the engine anticipators should be and made it stoof in.
 

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#8
Let the unfounded speculation commence... I reckon it was a loose orange crate of aircrew rations in the back that slid into the hole where the engine anticipators should be and made it stoof in.
I have it on good authority that it was either a fault with the brasstrumpets or possibly the pisstake-valves.
 
#14
Another outing of the RAF Benson Banger Racing Club! :)

Get well soon. Maybe when you're better you could pop into Middle Wallop for some proper driving lessons. :)
 
#15
Let the unfounded speculation commence... I reckon it was a loose orange crate of aircrew rations in the back that slid into the hole where the engine anticipators should be and made it stoof in.
Nah, the aircraft was caught in a downdraft of ugliness as it passed over King Authur's Way in Andover, causing the engines to flame out and the rotor head to shed its bi-folding monkey gimbles...

You may have guessed already, but I really dislike Andover.
 
#16
Nah, the aircraft was caught in a downdraft of ugliness as it passed over King Authur's Way in Andover[B/], causing the engines to flame out and the rotor head to shed its bi-folding monkey gimbles...

You may have guessed already, but I really dislike Andover.


Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!! Feel unclean; must scrub everything! Feeling sick! :)
 

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