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I remember my first ever words to my wife in that nightclub........

"I'd get your coat love, you've pulled .."

"Ooh you smooth talking bastard, do you think I'm pretty?" she giggled.

"I'd just let me finish love....... you've pulled the hem of your dress out of your fat arse."

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