A few years back on Rumration I started compiling my memoirs. It wasn't really intended as a blog or anything but over the years I've written down a fair bit of shite. There are also a few dits which I've posted on here that fit in nicely to the overall story which I'll try to cut and paste into the mix. So if any of you can be arsed to read it, here is a rough version of events based around my highly illustrious career in the Royal Navy. It's been a while since any of this stuff actually happened so I reserve the right for the sequence of events to be a bit mixed up in places. Names of oppos have been changed for PERSEC, names of people I don't like remain the same. So here goes.