Discussion in 'Cookery' started by Whiskybreath, Jul 28, 2008.

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  1. 'Ere! Why is this f**kin' c**t cooking puffins ? Is he the reason for this?

    B*****d. No wonder they pushed 'im off the cliff.

  2. blue-sophist

    blue-sophist LE Good Egg (charities)

    Similar population problem in Jersey.

    Too many being made into soft toys, probably.

    I blame TV, anyway. :wink:
  3. Why shouldn't he cook Puffins? Why cook squirel? Why cook any animal?

    If we weren't supposed to eat animals why are they made out of meat?? ;)
  4. How does that work, then? Unless he's the Messiah.

    We wish

    Utter cock.

    I bet the film crew had a quick sweepstake on how long he could hold his breath.

    Why bother?

    Book due out soon, Gordy?