I'm off to Brecon next week, and I would be grateful for any tips on good pubs. I know this is a bit subjective, so I shall elucidate:- Real Ale Edible food Roaring fire Buxom barmaids 70s/prog-rock duke box less than an inch of pi*s on the floor in the toilets ALL ABOVE = GOOD! Extensive selection of pre-mixed drinks, aka bitch-pi*s BOGOF lager/tart-fuel promotions Acres of Burberry "Urban" sounds at 100000DB Locals straight out of "Deliverance" Obligatory fighting More than an inch of pi*s on the floor in the toilets ALL ABOVE = BAD! Incidentally, I'm not (particularly) old and sad, I just have standards! Any feedback much appreciated.