The other night my boredom level hit an all time high. I thought about a bit of stress relief, but the old chap is a bit sore at the moment. So I decided to go and explore the delights of town. After going to a couple of bars and enjoying a few pints I decided to head home. On the way I passed a bar that I hadn't been in before. Oh well one for the road, went in and ordered my drink. I was served by a pretty young lady with all the bits in all the right places. I was sat there taking in the sights, totty spotting, and enjoying my beer. Time for another one. I turned to the bar to order and was confronted by a creature from hell. Long ginger hair, and by God do I mean ginger. A major acne problem, slightly buck teeth and she was built like an anorexic racing snake. She even had the audacity to wear a bra. FFS I have got bigger tits. She made Karen Carpenter look like Bella Emberg. Now my question is, should it be compulsory for Pubs and Bars to only employ good looking women, or is it ok to employ the love child of Plug and a Swan Vesta? Your thoughts?