Public urination and breaking the seal

#1
I just heard a debate on public urination on talksport and wondered what your views were on the matter.

I go with the argument that once the seal has been broken, most men need a wee wee about every 25 minutes.

As all the public loos are either closed or frequented by cottagers nothing else you can do but let it flow.

Anyone that plays golf and has not done one in the bushes is either a liar or has a bladder of iron.

I draw the line at the walnut whips you find down some alleyways of a weekend however.

Once saw one topped with a kebab wrapper.

What about women squatting in the gutter ? is that o.k ?
 

maguire

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#3
as long as you're reasonably discreet, aye. everyones had to do it at some point or other, or if not you're lying.

what I do find a little distasteful are people (men or women) openly going anywhere they like on the high st/main road or what have you of an evening.
 
#5
If you live on the route home from the pub, and it's the same people chucking up or pissing nearby your house then it gets a bit tedious. Where I live the tendency of the scum is to not notice all manner of filth around the place, but then go, "Eurgh! that's disgusting" whenever someone cleans it up! Sloshing buckets of soapy water around brings more objections than the piss and vomit! Following people home and then pissing on their doorstep is reasonably ok, but you shouldn't have too. Besides, I manage to hold a large capacity and not pee every 25 minutes so why can't other people? Too soft, that's the trouble.

The way I see it is that those people who know they have a tiny capacity and always have to pee on their way home should be obliged to carry a piss can. Something like a petrol can, but with a large enough opening to take a penis. (Smaller girthed blokes could use an adapter if the opening is too big.) Then people could take their piss home to dispose of properly. Those people who want to take the piss out of anyone else could do so if they wanted to, that's up to them. A handy piss can would be useful at other times too, such as when driving or being stuck in traffic...
 
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trowel

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#6
If you live on the route home from the pub, and it's the same people chucking up or pissing nearby your house then it gets a bit tedious. Where I live the tendency of the scum is to not notice all manner of filth around the place, but then go, "Eurgh! that's disgusting" whenever someone cleans it up! Sloshing buckets of soapy water around brings more objections than the piss and vomit! Following people home and then pissing on their doorstep is reasonably ok, but you shouldn't have too. Besides, I manage to hold a large capacity and not pee every 25 minutes so why can't other people? Too soft, that's the trouble.

The way I see it is that those people who know they have a tiny capacity and always have to pee on their way home should be obliged to carry a piss can. Something like a petrol can, but with a large enough opening to take a penis. (Smaller girthed blokes could use an adapter if the opening is too big.) Then people could take their piss home to dispose of properly. Those people who want to take the piss out of anyone else could do so if they wanted to, that's up to them. A handy piss can would be useful at other times too, such as when driving or being stuck in traffic...
Have you never heard of Billy Conolly`s incontinence pants? Look it up.
 
#7
If you live on the route home from the pub, and it's the same people chucking up or pissing nearby your house then it gets a bit tedious. Where I live the tendency of the scum is to not notice all manner of filth around the place, but then go, "Eurgh! that's disgusting" whenever someone cleans it up! Sloshing buckets of soapy water around brings more objections than the piss and vomit! Following people home and then pissing on their doorstep is reasonably ok, but you shouldn't have too. Besides, I manage to hold a large capacity and not pee every 25 minutes so why can't other people? Too soft, that's the trouble.

The way I see it is that those people who know they have a tiny capacity and always have to pee on their way home should be obliged to carry a piss can. Something like a petrol can, but with a large enough opening to take a penis. (Smaller girthed blokes could use an adapter if the opening is too big.) Then people could take their piss home to dispose of properly. Those people who want to take the piss out of anyone else could do so if they wanted to, that's up to them. A handy piss can would be useful at other times too, such as when driving or being stuck in traffic...

......like when in hiding, keeping a low profile. In an OP for example or refusing to get out of your arctic doss bag when chilly outside. Surprised no-one's thought of it before really!
 
#8
I just heard a debate on public urination on talksport and wondered what your views were on the matter.

I go with the argument that once the seal has been broken, most men need a wee wee about every 25 minutes.

As all the public loos are either closed or frequented by cottagers nothing else you can do but let it flow.

Anyone that plays golf and has not done one in the bushes is either a liar or has a bladder of iron.
I often piss in the bushes, but empty my arrse in the hole.
 
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Tremaine

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#9
This is Arrse, some of us are ex serving and some are still in. Pop bottle. Biffy Bag. Bog roll. Dog bins. Might not be clever for that job interview or when you're on a promise.
 
#10
If we weren't so prudish over here we could have those street toilets like they do in Holland, bit better than every town centre alleyway stinking of piss
amsterdam-street-toilet.jpg
 
#12
i simply go before i leave, its not hard is it
 

ugly

LE
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#13
25 mins eh? Not just me then.

Women squatting in the gutter? Whats not to like?
My first drunken bird eye opener aged 18 and some pissed tart in a jump suit trying to slash behind the earth berm in the front of Macrory Park on the Whiterock road when the whole multiple piled into camp!

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#14
I live in an apartment block near the center of my large town - on the top (7th) floor. Occasionally we get groups of kids mucking around outside, usually not a problem (better than playing PS3 I suppose, although I also partake) but anticipating any stupidity I have a supersoaker filled and ready as a deterent.
I often sit out on the balcony of an early morning to have a final nightcap and watch the drunks staggering home - anyone stupid enough to lag on our building is treated to a quick squirt as a deterent to further public pissing (and the sound of me giggling as I hide out of sight above).
 
#15
I live in an apartment block near the center of my large town - on the top (7th) floor. Occasionally we get groups of kids mucking around outside, usually not a problem (better than playing PS3 I suppose, although I also partake) but anticipating any stupidity I have a supersoaker filled and ready as a deterent.
I often sit out on the balcony of an early morning to have a final nightcap and watch the drunks staggering home - anyone stupid enough to lag on our building is treated to a quick squirt as a deterent to further public pissing (and the sound of me giggling as I hide out of sight above).
Supersoaker filled with piss?
 
#16
Nah - although I did consider adding some purple food dye. (And as my place is close to a church I was thinking of using some audio software to alter my voice to a God like tone and blasting out "THOU SHALT NOT DO THAT NEAR A HOUSE OF GOD!!! - I have some leave coming up soon so might get busy during a quiet afternoon...)
 
#17
Years ago, one Friday night, I pulled a really classy Scouse lass in Mood Club, Newcastle. About 0200hrs, we were walking to some casino, near the High Level Bridge, she ducked into an alleyway for a piss. She came back out a few minutes later, laughing that she had pissed over a homeless bloke's doss bag.

I can certainly pick em.
 
#18
Always made it to privacy or home, control yourself, out of order pissing on someones house.
 

mercurydancer

LE
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#19
I have a dread of being caught short on the Piccadilly line. Especially to Heathrow. Many is the time I have had a few beers in Covent Garden and have got on the tube with a bladder expanding to the size of a Zeppelin. The closest station for a surreptitious piss is Osterley. The woman announcing the stations has a north east twang to her voice, and I have imagined her saying "The next stop is Osterley. For those desperate for a piss, urinate here and wait for the train to Heathrow terminals 1 2 and 3."
 
#20
True story, when I was about 19 I'd been in this dodgy nightclub in Bridlington, picked up a fat 10 to 2 bird at the end of the night and she'd taken me down on the beach for a shag (it was summer after all, north sea wind still chilly though!). Anyway we'd got down to it in the sand under the sea wall and all of a sudden all this liquid splashed all over us, looked up and some guy was pissing off the top of the wall! So I shagged a fat lass with a face like a welders bench and got a golden shower from some pissed bloke in the same night. Fucking character building :puker:
 

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