Public Toilet

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by Ritch, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. Ritch

    Ritch LE

    The other day I needed to pay a visit to the public toliet, so I found a public toilet that had two cubicles.

    One of the doors was locked. So I went into the other one, closed the door, dropped my trousers and sat down.

    A voice came from the cubicle next to me: 'Hello mate, how are you doing?'

    Although I thought that it was a bit strange, I didn't want to be rude, so I replied 'Not too bad thanks.'

    After a short pause, I heard the voice again 'So, what are you up to?'

    Again I answered, somewhat reluctantly, 'Just having a quick shit... How about yourself?'

    The next thing I heard him say was "sorry mate, I'll have to call you back. I've got some cunt in the cubicle next to me answering everything I say.'
  2. Gunner_smudge

    Gunner_smudge Old-Salt

    Heard it before but it always makes me laugh...
  3. Tastytoggle

    Tastytoggle War Hero

    Never saw it coming. Great!