Public Service Announcment

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Corporal, Nov 4, 2004.

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  1. If you drive one of these:
    DO NOTpull out into traffic in front of one of these:


    Poor old guy, didn't even get a chance to squeel. And I feel sorry for the bus driver, it'll take him hours to get all the blood, skin, bone and hair out of the front grill.
  2. ok, now i am all excited - wheres the link to the gory photos?

  3. No photos mate, happened right in front of me on my way back to work from lunch.
  4. Did it give you wood?

    did you keep the parts to repair your very own septic mong bike?

    Did you lick the road and rub yourself in the old timers entrails?

    Did you follow the police car back to the victims house and mock his family and remind them to set one less place for dinner?
  5. Here is the press report.

  6. :lol: You found me out, Blackie! :lol:
  7. Cutaway

    Cutaway LE Reviewer

    You mean like a piggy Cpl ?

    Hope your banjo wasn't damaged

  8. Banjo is fine, you poncey Welshman. :D
  9. Cutaway

    Cutaway LE Reviewer

    Harsh :(

    Damn, but you know how to hurt someone !
  10. Police asked me to identify the poor old sod. They didn't find it too funny when I said "He's the greasy spot on the pavement over there".