Public Health Warning

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by cpunk, Sep 30, 2005.

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  1. cpunk

    cpunk LE Moderator

    Crucial health advice here

  2. I don't know if I want to know the answer, but how did you find that?

    Can you really rent them?

    What kind of people would do so?

    The mind boggles!
  3. Fang_Farrier

    Fang_Farrier LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    Thanks for that!

    I'll now await a visit from the IT Gestapo!

    How did that not trigger Webmarshall!
  4. cpunk

    cpunk LE Moderator

    It was sent to me by a friend, your honour.
  5. With friends like that, who needs enemas?
  6. Fancy a night out?

    Nah let's stay in and rent a dildo.

    Good idea, I'm in the mood for a good shafting.
  7. who in their right mind would RENT sex toys?? 8O
  8. Fang_Farrier

    Fang_Farrier LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    And worse, are they cleaned before being reissued?
  9. Gremlin

    Gremlin LE Good Egg (charities)

    Second hand Girlfriend anybody?

    -answers to the name of plastic polly
  10. With items like butt plugs 8O , of course the toy is going to get feckin soiled! WTF do they think a customer was going to use it for!? Changing a tyre?!
  11. Cutaway

    Cutaway LE Reviewer

    No, they're for finishing the blunt end of a rifle.
  12. that is so wrong
  13. And i thought I was getting a good deal too... b*ggar!