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#2
I don't know if I want to know the answer, but how did you find that?

Can you really rent them?

What kind of people would do so?

The mind boggles!
 

Fang_Farrier

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#3
Thanks for that!

I'll now await a visit from the IT Gestapo!

How did that not trigger Webmarshall!
 
#5
With friends like that, who needs enemas?
 
#6
Fancy a night out?

Nah let's stay in and rent a dildo.

Good idea, I'm in the mood for a good shafting.
 

Fang_Farrier

LE
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#8
And worse, are they cleaned before being reissued?
 
#10
all sex toys returned to us will be tested for fecal matter. If a toy tests positive, the customer returning the toy will be given a warning. Any repeat violations will result in the cancellation of the customer's account and being billed for the cost of the soiled toy
With items like butt plugs 8O , of course the toy is going to get feckin soiled! WTF do they think a customer was going to use it for!? Changing a tyre?!
 

Cutaway

LE
Kit Reviewer
#11
MyssL said:
With items like butt plugs 8O , of course the toy is going to get feckin soiled! WTF do they think a customer was going to use it for!? Changing a tyre?!
No, they're for finishing the blunt end of a rifle.
 
#12
that is so wrong
 

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