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#10
all sex toys returned to us will be tested for fecal matter. If a toy tests positive, the customer returning the toy will be given a warning. Any repeat violations will result in the cancellation of the customer's account and being billed for the cost of the soiled toy
With items like butt plugs 8O , of course the toy is going to get feckin soiled! WTF do they think a customer was going to use it for!? Changing a tyre?!
 

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#11
MyssL said:
With items like butt plugs 8O , of course the toy is going to get feckin soiled! WTF do they think a customer was going to use it for!? Changing a tyre?!
No, they're for finishing the blunt end of a rifle.
 

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