Public Crappers

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Busta-Gut, Jan 23, 2008.

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  1. What's the general rule for Public Shitters.

    Although reports are inconclusive, studies have shown that people sitting on outdoor crappers have a tendency to fart much louder than indoor ones.

    Personally I try not to use em unless I have something nibbling on my draks but even then it's a toss up between squeezing the cheeks and a fast ride home or sneaking into a public one and doing the business there and then.

    Interested to know for my ongoing poop research !!
  2. Do you enjoy a spot of cottaging then or what?
  3. Sixty

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    That would be better in Lonely Hearts.