Pubes

#1
Right, I've just returned from a shopping trip and one of the items I purchased was a white cotton shirt. I didn't try it on because I know my shirt size in NEXT is always a M.

Anyways, when i returned home and took it out of the bag, I discovered 2 black pubes in the breast pocket. I removed them using gloves and threw the shirt in the washing machine.

My question to the ARRSE nation is, where the most unusual/sickest place you've foound pubic hair and was it yours?

Over to you.
 
#3
Nowhere, I NEVER go out with a bird with pubic hair EVER. I like em camel toed.

BT.
 

Fugly

ADC
DirtyBAT
#5
Carefully threaded through my room-mates toothbrush in Kosovo.

Yes, they were mine - I put them there :twisted:
 
#6
once offered a slice of pizza by a billy at Gib bks, about to accept when i saw a couple of ginger pyebs, had to decline the offer, and thoroughly enjoyed watching him tuck in!!!!
 

Zega

Old-Salt
#7
confused said:
once offered a slice of pizza by a billy at Gib bks, about to accept when i saw a couple of ginger pyebs, had to decline the offer, and thoroughly enjoyed watching him tuck in!!!!
Did something similar. This girl would not stop asking for some of my pizza and i had a fair few so was not giving in on an empty stomach! Eventually i came up with a plan so me and some of the lads covered a slice in the stuff and she gladly tucked in (not knowing the secret ingredient).

It was funny watching her scrape some of them off her tongue when she clicked why we were all laughing and squeeming!
 
#14
just shaved mine having lost a bet, so not really an issue.....
 
#15
Wija72 said:
50 amp fuse wire anyone....

(already used this on another thread, but thought it would be right at home here)
That is JUST so disgusting - couldn't even face the camera to show us her flaps.

BT. :threaten:
 
#16
Brew_Time said:
Wija72 said:
50 amp fuse wire anyone....

(already used this on another thread, but thought it would be right at home here)
That is JUST so disgusting - couldn't even face the camera to show us her flaps.

BT. :threaten:
It's Crabby in that photo isn't it? It's got nails like him, and its ginger.
 
#17
My mate found one on his girlfriend's f*nny which was abit odd he said, as she did'nt seem old enough to grow them!
 
#19
Brew_Time said:
Nowhere, I NEVER go out with a bird with pubic hair EVER. I like em camel toed.

BT.
So you say to them when you first meet up with them... is your rat bold ?
if not shave the fcuker or its over!!!

yeah right!!!!
 
#20
My brother and his mate were given detention by his wood work teacher. Punishment was to varnish all the work benches with clear varnish.

He was quite a mature lad for his age.

The benches were all varnished, and really rather hairy too.

4 years later when I went through school there were still some to be seen!

Catholic schools eh!
 

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