Pub WiFi and a matter of etiquette

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Taff49, Jul 11, 2012.

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  1. So, out with work again, in the cuds. Pub where I am staying is nice but no signal on either phone and no WiFi in the room, just the public bar.

    So, my question for the panel is:- Is surfing X-Hamster and similar sites for fisting videos acceptable in a public bar whilst eating Steak & Ale pie (served with seasonal vegetables & new potatoes)?
  2. Bouillabaisse

    Bouillabaisse LE Book Reviewer

    Better than being caught reading arrse
  3. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    If one is Welsh one imagines anything goes. It is not exactly like anyone notices you, on account of you being a dwarf. You could always set fire to your red hair and jump up and down? Then people might notice that the bar has been invaded by Welsh dwarves.

    Hope this helps Gimli?
  4. Its very bad form to look at electronic gubbins when eating in a pub.

    Which county is the pub in?
  5. Firstly, stop starting sentences with so like they do in some fuckwit yank tv series. Secondly, stop asking fuckwit questions.
  6. So I am a techno biff,but if the bar has wifi surely the signal could reach the bedrooms/coal shed/bar maids flat etc ?
  7. as ever, the voice of reason from the North East top chip vendor 1993. Thanks and I've got the Mullins flywheel you ordered in the boot of the Capri

    fuck you and your horse
  8. sirbhp

    sirbhp LE Book Reviewer

    only if the food is home cooked.
  9. How damn right rude!
  10. Sixty

    Sixty LE Moderator Book Reviewer
    1. ARRSE Cyclists and Triathletes

    If you're Welsh, surely the done thing is to broadcast it on the big screen for all of your 'mates' to sycophantically giggle along to?

    If Tropper's taught us anything then that's it. And not to take photographs of school kids. Or get shot by one your mates .
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  11. it IS a very attractive horse.....
  12. Yes, just don't spaff on the upholstery - ask the barmaid for an extra napkin.
  13. I used the tinternet in the towns library the other week and some youth was yanking one off inside his tracky bottoms to the the "Hot Or Not" score board.


    Ugly bird.


    Girl in a bikini follwed by a quick burst of furious self abuse.

    Never in my life did I think I would ever find myself shouting "STOP WANKING YOU DIRTY LITTLE BASTARD" in the local history section of the reference library.
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  14. comedy gold. You know, I've often wondered why they sell porn mags at the airport. I have never yet seen chap leafing through one while on his flight to Prague
  15. Not necessarily. I've stayed in a few hotels where the lounge/ lobby downstairs had wifi but just one floor above you couldn't get a signal at all/ very weak signal.