Pub WiFi and a matter of etiquette

#1
So, out with work again, in the cuds. Pub where I am staying is nice but no signal on either phone and no WiFi in the room, just the public bar.

So, my question for the panel is:- Is surfing X-Hamster and similar sites for fisting videos acceptable in a public bar whilst eating Steak & Ale pie (served with seasonal vegetables & new potatoes)?
 

TheIronDuke

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#3
If one is Welsh one imagines anything goes. It is not exactly like anyone notices you, on account of you being a dwarf. You could always set fire to your red hair and jump up and down? Then people might notice that the bar has been invaded by Welsh dwarves.

Hope this helps Gimli?
 
#5
So, out with work again, in the cuds. Pub where I am staying is nice but no signal on either phone and no WiFi in the room, just the public bar.

So, my question for the panel is:- Is surfing X-Hamster and similar sites for fisting videos acceptable in a public bar whilst eating Steak & Ale pie (served with seasonal vegetables & new potatoes)?
Firstly, stop starting sentences with so like they do in some fuckwit yank tv series. Secondly, stop asking fuckwit questions.
 
#7
If one is Welsh one imagines anything goes. It is not exactly like anyone notices you, on account of you being a dwarf. You could always set fire to your red hair and jump up and down? Then people might notice that the bar has been invaded by Welsh dwarves.

Hope this helps Gimli?
as ever, the voice of reason from the North East top chip vendor 1993. Thanks and I've got the Mullins flywheel you ordered in the boot of the Capri

Firstly, stop starting sentences with so like they do in some fuckwit yank tv series. Secondly, stop asking fuckwit questions.
fuck you and your horse
 

Sixty

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#10
If you're Welsh, surely the done thing is to broadcast it on the big screen for all of your 'mates' to sycophantically giggle along to?

If Tropper's taught us anything then that's it. And not to take photographs of school kids. Or get shot by one your mates .
 
#12
So, my question for the panel is:- Is surfing X-Hamster and similar sites for fisting videos acceptable in a public bar whilst eating Steak & Ale pie (served with seasonal vegetables & new potatoes)?
Yes, just don't spaff on the upholstery - ask the barmaid for an extra napkin.
 
#13
I used the tinternet in the towns library the other week and some youth was yanking one off inside his tracky bottoms to the the "Hot Or Not" score board.

*Click*

Ugly bird.

*Click*

Girl in a bikini follwed by a quick burst of furious self abuse.

Never in my life did I think I would ever find myself shouting "STOP WANKING YOU DIRTY LITTLE BASTARD" in the local history section of the reference library.
 
#14
I used the tinternet in the towns library the other week and some youth was yanking one off inside his tracky bottoms to the the "Hot Or Not" score board.

*Click*

Ugly bird.

*Click*

Girl in a bikini follwed by a quick burst of furious self abuse.

Never in my life did I think I would ever find myself shouting "STOP WANKING YOU DIRTY LITTLE BASTARD" in the local history section of the reference library.
comedy gold. You know, I've often wondered why they sell porn mags at the airport. I have never yet seen chap leafing through one while on his flight to Prague
 
#16
I would say that if said hostelry is too fiscally astute to upgrade WiFi so that webs can be surfed privately in rooms, then they must expect clientelle to avail themselves of the facilities as and where they can.

If you wanna yank your mangel in the middle of the pool table, Crack on son!
 
#17
A bar in Scarborough has iPads in frames on all the tables in there for people to use (presumably for all the gimpy students that frequent it), anyway, etiquette or not, every single one of them was playing a hardcore porn film when we finished our drinks and left, how we laughed! :rofl:
 
#18
Check backblast.

Reflections in mirrors, windows even your bi-focals will have a detrimental effect on the service the teenage hotty gives you
 

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