PTS (Pre Tour Sex)

#1
A certain someone on here (Who will remain nameless The daft Dozy Bint that she is) thinks i need to confess my evil ways.

I will be returning to 'The Stan' this week to finish my tour. Seeing as i will most likely be over there for a wee while living with men i have decided it was best to stock up on sex.
So, when an ex kindly offers to take on the role as the "bucket" i think why not.

Surely this is the norm and everybody is nice to their ex's in the run up to deployig to theatre for said reason. Am i wrong?

Also What are the lady arrsers opinions? Is it fair that i am having my way. Is the excuse i fight better on an empty nut sack good enough or does more thought need to go into it?
 
#2
Sex before marriage is wrong ,my son.
 
#3
Devil_Dog said:
Sex before marriage is wrong ,my son.
I know this but it is either that or eat a lemon whilst pouring salt onto my knob after running it over a sander! You know the usual stuff.
 
#5
Bad_Crow said:
Is the excuse i fight better on an empty nut sack good enough or does more thought need to go into it?
Yeah, yeah - the depletion of testosterone will mean that when you get out there you'll be as aggro as...



8O :p
 
#6
Dozy,

I cant believe you went to all that trouble for me. I knew you said you were gonna take some kinky photos of yourself for "Thrapping" material. But for you to do it so soon...

I'm touched. Where i wee. With my own hand!
 
#10
#13
Bad_Crow said:
A certain someone on here (Who will remain nameless The daft Dozy Bint that she is)
Whatever she says is true. Everyone says so.

Shall I just leave it at?
 
#15
Bad_Crow said:
I dont know. Some of them minges look like face huggers. I think un reported shootings would go up.
I suppose thats why you turn off the lights before you start the lovemaking.Good thing porta potties dont have lights!
 
#16
Dale the snail said:
Bad_Crow said:
A certain someone on here (Who will remain nameless The daft Dozy Bint that she is)
Whatever she says is true. Everyone says so.

Shall I just leave it at?
She says that i am a handsome devil and i am a modern day Steve McQueen with my good looks and Incredible Physique. So thank you for cheering me up.
 
#17
Bad_Crow said:
Dale the snail said:
Bad_Crow said:
A certain someone on here (Who will remain nameless The daft Dozy Bint that she is)
Whatever she says is true. Everyone says so.

Shall I just leave it at?
She says that i am a handsome devil and i am a modern day Steve McQueen with my good looks and Incredible Physique. So thank you for cheering me up.
Scouse grovelling schnebb.
 
#18
Dale do you still want to crawl up my leg?
 
#19
Dale the snail said:
Bad_Crow said:
Dale the snail said:
Bad_Crow said:
A certain someone on here (Who will remain nameless The daft Dozy Bint that she is)
Whatever she says is true. Everyone says so.

Shall I just leave it at?
She says that i am a handsome devil and i am a modern day Steve McQueen with my good looks and Incredible Physique. So thank you for cheering me up.
Scouse grovelling schnebb.
Yep. Every girl wants a scouser. Don't worry. There is enough of this "white shaft" to go around
 
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