PTPs Dilemma

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by crabtastic, Sep 18, 2005.

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  1. is it worksafe?
  2. yup tis work safe. She is very pretty....

    Edited to say shame she is fecking French!! 8O
  3. Thats brightened up my morning! Yeah, she'd get it alright!
  4. Question is, who the feck is she?
  5. A slow Sunday morning for you mereminx?

  6. :) being helpful, it won't last long so make the most out of it!
  7. say what you want about poofy frenchmen, their women sure are hot
  8. yep id do her :)

    the french accent sounds slimy on the men but very sexy on the women

    PTP dont even think about it :evil:
  9. I feel in the mood to pick the peanuts from her body waste.......God!!!!I'm a pervert!
  10. She's French , and Parisienne to boot , therefore she won't get as dirty as I like it, and as she needs it. "Non non non M'sieu PTP , ne pas du stylee grecs , je suis une bonne catholique"

    She's a honey , but the former/Future/former etc Mrs. PTP would pi55 all over her, no lie GI. The new future Mrs PTP would level the 16th Arrondisement with an MLRS if I as much as phoned the Eurostar ticket desk :D
  11. Any videos?
  12. you know it pongo hunny x

    just swap the MLRS for an AS90 :)

    i dont speak french but i can do dirty
  13. As my studes would say, "Dude, you are,like, so her bitch!" :D