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PTPs Dilemma

#12
She's French , and Parisienne to boot , therefore she won't get as dirty as I like it, and as she needs it. "Non non non M'sieu PTP , ne pas du stylee grecs , je suis une bonne catholique"

She's a honey , but the former/Future/former etc Mrs. PTP would pi55 all over her, no lie GI. The new future Mrs PTP would level the 16th Arrondisement with an MLRS if I as much as phoned the Eurostar ticket desk :D
 
#15
PartTimePongo said:
She's French , and Parisienne to boot , therefore she won't get as dirty as I like it, and as she needs it. "Non non non M'sieu PTP , ne pas du stylee grecs , je suis une bonne catholique"

She's a honey , but the former/Future/former etc Mrs. PTP would pi55 all over her, no lie GI. The new future Mrs PTP would level the 16th Arrondisement with an MLRS if I as much as phoned the Eurostar ticket desk :D
As my studes would say, "Dude, you are,like, so her bitch!" :D
 
#16
I watch quite a lot of the news when I'm in France, which is quite often. Gameshows are good too, haven't got a clue what they are doing, but believe me, it doesn't matter.

Normally I have the sound low and lights lower.

Oops...messy again. :wink:
 
#17
crabtastic said:
PartTimePongo said:
She's French , and Parisienne to boot , therefore she won't get as dirty as I like it, and as she needs it. "Non non non M'sieu PTP , ne pas du stylee grecs , je suis une bonne catholique"

She's a honey , but the former/Future/former etc Mrs. PTP would pi55 all over her, no lie GI. The new future Mrs PTP would level the 16th Arrondisement with an MLRS if I as much as phoned the Eurostar ticket desk :D
As my studes would say, "Dude, you are,like, so her bitch!" :D







he loves being a bitch but doesnt he look good in rubber :)
 

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#20
PTP. I am not even going to look at the photo.

Is she anything like the last one you found on the internet? Or is she nicer? Either way, NO NO NO NO.


(Slug gets ready for abuse)