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PTI pre course standards...

#6
You need to be able to carry two imaginary carpets around everywhere you go, stop at mirrors every 10 minutes to comb your hair. Ensure you shave all the hair off of your tanned body and inflate your biceps when females are in the room.

Hope your up to the task ahead.
 

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