PTI - Legal question

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  1. Here's a question... Just how many times over a five to ten minute period can a PTI shout, "just thirty more seconds to go....maximum effort!" Before you are legally allowed to kill them?
  2. They can shout it as much as they want. I'll still only put as much effort as I can be bothered with in! :)
  3. Not only that killing Pti's is hard work when your breathing out of your arrse :strong:

    Edited for mong spelling
  4. Thats what a browning in the old cycling shorts waistband is for :lol: (it was 'spin' today)
  5. That was a Browning?
  6. :oops: What can I say.... it was cold today.
  7. If you did kill the PTI, who would complete the paperwork?
  8. I know it's supposed to be doing me good but; after todays little jaunt, I'd be happy to... :twisted:
  9. PTI's cannot be killed.They have perfectly formed muscular bodies can repel any and all attacks.
  10. You cant kill em, if you run at them all that happens is you end up "twicearoundmyfugginlovelybodeeegooowwa"
  11. Except the ones that involve a touch of grey matter.

    Unfair, but hey, they don't know who I am.
  12. Hmmm..... How about a post for the best PTI jokes (as an alternative to the usual blonde or Irish jokes) :wink:
  13. the good old classic of how do you drown a PTI
    place a mirror at the bottom of the pool

    sorry had to

  14. On the subject of the white t-shirt energiser bunnies

    Why are the female ones the nastiest cnuts
  15. 8O YOU'RE RIGHT, THAT'S WHAT WE HAD TODAY! (nice nipples though) 8)