PTG Out Of Hospital

#7
Good to hear.

"Do you know they now do eating dogs for the anorexic?"

The man should be declared a National Treasure!
Another one of his:

"Dontopedalogy is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it, a science which I have practiced for a good many years"
 
#8
Another one of his:

"Dontopedalogy is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it, a science which I have practiced for a good many years"

Bless him, obviously aware of his gaffes, he carried on regardless...

“I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing”

“It’s my custom to say something flattering to begin with so I shall be excused if I put my foot in it later on.”

A list of quotes The Mirror put together