Psychosexual Disorder - Homosexuality and the Turkish Army

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by Forastero, Mar 26, 2012.

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  1. Forastero

    Forastero LE Moderator

    Personally, if two geezers want to start fiddling with each other's parts, then each to their own, times change and we as a society need to understand that. However the Turks still clearly have a lot to learn and I must admit I found it hard to keep a straight face reading this priceless article:

    BBC News - Proving you're gay to the Turkish army
  2. A bit queer that you've got to be the taker, rather than the giver, in order to be officially gay in Turkey.
  3. Klinger tried for years with that ruse but he got nowhere.
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  4. A "You tell, we'll ask and tell everybody." policy, Rick Santorum would be impressed.
  5. Bouillabaisse

    Bouillabaisse LE Book Reviewer

    It seems to be a common Mediterranean concept - you're not gay if you're the giver. It exists in Greece and Italy as well.
  6. Its funny but I always thought being Gay was a requirement in the Turkish Army, not a reason for exclusion.
  7. maybe the doctor doing the exam just likes gay porn?
  8. And let's face it,who doesn't?
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  9. fu2

    fu2 LE

    Oh thank God for that
  10. BiscuitsAB

    BiscuitsAB LE Moderator

    Awesome avatar fu2, shibari and paganism in one go!
  11. I had to give up being gay, as to be honest it was getting a right pain in the arse?
  12. So if you don't choke the chicken while watching Midnight Express you're all good in the Turkish army?
  13. It should read . .

  14. The British Army approach is as equally strange and views vary from "Your only gay if you push back" to being branded a "******* queer" for failing PT sessions, wearing hair gel ,holding hands with a chick in public or even refusing to drink a pint of your mates piss . Clear as mud?!
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  15. Anything you want to share with the group?