Psychoanalysis And It's Legacy On Arrse

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  1. BBC - BBC Radio 4 Programmes - In Our Time, Psychoanalysis and its Legacy


    Do you want to shag your Mum and kill your Dad? Do you secretly dream of homo-erotic fantasies? If Psychoanalysis was performed on venerable members of Arrse what would it tell us? What does your unconscious tell you? What do you dream about? Is it all bollocks?

    Lay back on the chair, you are now in your happy place... Discuss.

  2. I'd rather kill you and your parents.

    BossOfThisThread, Ferrerorocherpara and contactwaitout can wait for another day. I've got plenty of time.
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  3. You sound hysterical, tell me about your childhood.

  4. I didn't have one, I was born this way.
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  5. Frau Slug, pliss to relax on zis couch , ja?
  6. I'm not a lezzer, you freak!!!!

  7. *strokes goatee, makes note* Ach so! Frau Slug, vot do you see here, seiner Mutti?
  8. Oh, I know, I know, it's a dead moth I squished!!!!!!!!
  9. I detect an interesting correlation between the ergonomics of the couch and a massive honking clunge. Do you have any suppressed sexual desires?
  10. That goat thing must have a very disturbing deep seated reason, would you like to share with the group?
  11. *logs off hastily*
  12. Have you got a fucking big hammer to take to your head?
  13. Fang_Farrier

    Fang_Farrier LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    Not always very good at this reading minds craps but am I sensing a little bit of hostility here?
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  14. *peers from behind couch*