Psst! wanna play with a dead chick?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by bernoulli, Aug 12, 2005.

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  1. Class. Could throw her about all night. Kind of therapeutic.
  2. You're quite right, very stange, but i wish i was that flexible!
  3. freaky, scary, but addictive in a wierd way
  4. I'm fairly certain that a lot of people wish you were that flexible. :lol:


  5. Cutaway

    Cutaway LE Reviewer

    Someone been filming my basha ?
  6. strange........very strange...........
  7. It's not at all strange. Have a look next time you throw a bird, you've just anally raped and murdered, over a viaduct and you'll notice just how lifelike the "rag doll" effect is.
  8. If you grab her by the ankles and shake her vigorously from left to right she kind of comes apart...briefly.
    Cool. :D
  9. You people are sick.
    But I added it to my favourites list, cos it IS incredibly addictive isn't it?

    Last point from me is a serious question to Door Bundle: how the hell am I supposed to chuck a dead girl over a viaduct, if I'm wearing a skin tight extra thick wetsuit with the crotch cut away? (It puts the lotion on its skin, or it gets the hose again). Somehow I don't think so.

  10. well rigor mortis definately hasn't set in there