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Psssst Wanna buy a watch?

It's amazing they can have all this shit in storage, but don't ever ask for one on a 1098.

Crow: 'Er, can I sign out a watch please sir?'

Q: 'Uh? A fucking watch?'

Crow: 'Yeah, a Maurice Lacroix three-dial chronograph with sapphire crystal scratch resistant glass, white square dial with luminous hands... please... sir.'

Q: 'Gift wrapped?'

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