Pshyco names?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by vvaannmmaann, May 28, 2010.

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  1. Yer man in Bradford has dubbed himself the 'Crossbow Cannibal'
    Following on from the "psycho" thread,I'm sure we could do better?
  2. Crack Whore Masticator?
  3. Something with a little more illiteration perhaps?
  4. The Bradford Ripper?
  5. You don't want much. Some of us have been at work/stalking potential victims all week. Do you mean something along the lines of:

    The Brazen Bint Butcher of old Bradford Town
  6. 'Orrible Cnut'

    Would suffice.
  7. The phantom chef 'snatch'er of olde Yorke town!.
  8. The Childrens Entertainer of Glevum.
  9. Do you think he'll get off with it after giving his name as 'Crossbow Cannibal' ?
  10. Aye that'll be right.
    "Goodnight Mr Crossbow,mind your fingers as I slam your cell door! "
  11. I rather think that's the plan.
  12. Maybe next time I get stopped for speeding I should give my name as "2Kg of Coke and 4000 pills in the boot" Officer :police:
  13. I am from across the pond but have seen many threads on Arrse decrying the decline of traditional British values in the contemporary UK. This case is yet another example. He is English but murders with a crossbow? I had always assumed that the results at Crecy and Agincourt had imprinted on the British psyche the superiority of the English longbow over the French crossbow.

    A sad, sad decline in British values and tradition.

    The news accounts have been vague about the cannibalism aspects of his crime but one wonders; did he eat these women in a traditional British roast or did he stoop to the use of French wine sauces.

    O Tempora, O Mores!!!
  14. The Deptford dry bumming death bringer.