A cubic parsec of custard would weigh roughly 3.81x10[sup]52[/sup]kg?*
I may have already mentioned this fact in another shit thread, but I think that it's the sort of truly useless fact that everyone should know. Did you know that is more than 1% of the estimated total mass of the universe?
To make it equal, I'd have to fill my parsec cube with platinum. And build 4 more of them.
Er, does anyone have a lump of platinum the size of the known universe that they don't need? I'll bung £20 to a charity of your choice if you can deliver it to my house by the end of the week.
*Eagle-eyed members may notice that I got this wrong before - I calculated it in tonnes and wrote it in kg.
Here in Ottawa, that`s the going rate for a Mohawk. You can get a Cree for less, and the Inuit hardly even know about coke if you exploit them fresh enough off the bushplane. Usually a 6 dollar bottle of Kelly`s sherry will get them pulling out the taxpayerfunded dentures and going to work like a cocksucking dervish.