McCain's Plain Salted - now there's a proper heterosexual's crisp. Away with your gay salt and vinegar and cheese and onion, bad cess to your flame-grilled steak and pineapple and weasel flavoured potato-based snacks, insist on McCain's. Except for Tayto salt and vinegar, they're not gay.
I'm sure you meant McCoys ?
If I may offer a suggestion Seabrooks are worth your attention. Its a little hard to explain to non SME's but try to stay with me. They put loads of flavouring in the crisps so they taste really nice. You get that ?
Just about all I can get is paprika. Ready salted is exotic and foreign.